Picture of the Mysterious Sheik
The Sheik ... 
Psychic or Psycho?
You be the judge!
I am Sheik Kevin Abdul Jabbar.
Master of the Mind, Sultan of the Supernatural, Pharaoh of the Future and King of the Kranium!
You say you need answers?
The Sheik is here to help! 
The Shiek is known throughout the universe and across the bounds of infinite time for the uncanny accuracy of his predictions.
Let him foretell your future! (*)
You'll be amazed at the results.
"My mental powers are strong
It's true, I'm never wrong!
Your deepest thoughts I see
I'm the Sheik of Telepathy"
... From Sheik Kevin's Song (Copyright 1992) 

And now, answer these questions 12 and learn all, see all, knowe all....

What is your name?
What is your favorite animal?
What is your favorite food?
What is your favorite number? (less than 12 for goodness sake)
What is your favorite color?
Give an adjective that describes you:
What is your most attractive physical feature?
How much do you spend on junk food in a year?
What job would you most like to have?
What job would you least like to have?
Where would you most like to go on vacation?
Where would you least like to go on vacation?

 

(*) Offer void where prohibited by law. One fortune per person. Fortunes should not be taken internally. In case of severe reactions, irrigate the medula oblongata and keep belly button elevated. No refunds, no deposit, no return.