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Know any good Cannibal Jokes?

Well, send them in and become famous!

Email your joke to   eat@cannibalkevin.com  
Best jokes will be published below.

Samples:


    Cannibal: Shall I boil the new missionary?
    Chief: Of course not!    He's a Friar.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
    "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."
    The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes

    A cannibal student was suspended from school....
    It seems he was buttering up his   teacher


    BE THE FIRST WITH YOUR JOKE!


    Why don't Cannibals eat Lawyers? ..................  Professional Courtesy!
        Submitted by Dan Thompson, Minneapolis MN

    Who's a Cannibal's favorite rapper? ..................  M&M!
        Submitted by Shelly, Savage MN

    What did the Cannibal Master of Ceremonies say to the audience? ...... 
                            Let's give the next performer a big hand!

        Submitted by Jason, Hugo MN

    What's a Cannibal's favorite song? ..................  I only have eyes for you!
        Submitted by Shelly's Mom, Savage MN



If we use your joke, we'll send you a Cannibal Kevin T shirt!!
      (great for wearing, but not for eating)

 

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